Policeman : how did you kill 50 people in a car accident?
Man : i was driving at about 40mph,when i tried to stop i found out that i had no brakes..i saw two men walking on the street and a wedding on the other side of the street, whom do you think i should hit?
Policeman : of course the two men, that will be less damage.
Man : that's what i thought too, but when i did hit the first guy, the other one ran to the wedding, so i had to chase him there and there was collateral damage...
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