Wednesday 29 February 2012
Tuesday 28 February 2012
coin phone
Lavangam went to temple & saw people putting coin in box & praying
Lavangam: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver...
Sunday 26 February 2012
Faithful Dog
Lavangam wants to sell his dog. Bellam wants to buy it.
Bellam: Is this dog faithful ?
Lavangam: Yes , I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned back to me.
Saturday 25 February 2012
Salary Expected
Lavangam was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After thinking for a long time, he wrote "Yes"...
Friday 24 February 2012
Car Speed
Bellam: Why have you increased speed of car?
Lavangam: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident....
Thursday 23 February 2012
That's how Lavangam saved 2 lives
Lavangam was a driver of Sulthan Express Bus...
Sulthan Express Bus is well known for killing people in accidents because of his skill in driving.
But suddenly one day Lavangam saved
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Do u know Why and How?
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He did not go to job that day.
Wednesday 22 February 2012
Son and Mom
Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends.
Mom: Don't lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a strip club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh...I saw dad. ..
Tuesday 21 February 2012
Surgeon and a mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
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The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
Monday 20 February 2012
Sunday 19 February 2012
Description
A wife asked her husband to describe her
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'
She said, 'What does that mean
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He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,happy
She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K
He said-- I'm Just Kidding:P
Saturday 18 February 2012
Who are they???
Small child:Who's that man and woman who come every night and disappear in morning??????
Grand mother:Thank god you noticed them
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they are your parents.
Both are SOFTWARE PROFESSIONAL
Friday 17 February 2012
Santa:hw many apples u can eat empty stomach..??
Banta:only 6.
Santa:wrong ..u can eat only one....becoz .... whn u eat second ur stomach 'll not be empty................
Banta:gud joke......
thn Banta asked his friend...... ....hw many apples u can eat empty stomach..??????? he replied.......only 4........
Banta: Oh.. If say 6, I have a great joke to say...
Smartness Vs Intelligence
Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $ 5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
... Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?
Banta doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket and pulls out a $ 5.
Now, it's Banta's turn. He asks Einstein, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?"
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour, he gives Banta $500.
Einstein going nuts and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
Banta reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $ 5.
Thursday 16 February 2012
Wednesday 15 February 2012
Universal Truth
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates and revolves"
Moral:- "Education spoils our commonsense"
Tuesday 14 February 2012
Birthday Gift To Granny
sister to bro: wat are you going to gift grandma on her birth day?
bro: a football.
sist: but she does't play.
bro: on my birth day, she gave me ''BHAGAVATH GEETHA''.
Monday 13 February 2012
Sunday 12 February 2012
Saturday 11 February 2012
Friday 10 February 2012
Height of Begging
A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him:-
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please don't make noise by dropping coins.
offer notes!:)
Thursday 9 February 2012
Collateral Damage