Wednesday 29 February 2012

Java Interview with Langam

Java interview attended by Lavangam...

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... Nothing more

... Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep to.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.

Tuesday 28 February 2012

coin phone

Lavangam went to temple & saw people putting coin in box & praying

Lavangam: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver...

Sunday 26 February 2012

Faithful Dog

Lavangam wants to sell his dog. Bellam wants to buy it.

Bellam: Is this dog faithful ?

Lavangam: Yes , I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned back to me.

Saturday 25 February 2012

Salary Expected

Lavangam was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After thinking for a long time, he wrote "Yes"...

Friday 24 February 2012

Car Speed

Bellam: Why have you increased speed of car?

Lavangam: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident....

Thursday 23 February 2012

That's how Lavangam saved 2 lives

Lavangam was a driver of Sulthan Express Bus...

Sulthan Express Bus is well known for killing people in accidents because of his skill in driving.

But suddenly one day Lavangam saved
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Do u know Why and How?
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He did not go to job that day.

Wednesday 22 February 2012

Son and Mom

Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends.
Mom: Don't lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a strip club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh...I saw dad. ..