Java Interview with Langam

Java interview attended by Lavangam...

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... Nothing more

... Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep to.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.

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coin phone

Lavangam went to temple & saw people putting coin in box & praying

Lavangam: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver...

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Faithful Dog

Lavangam wants to sell his dog. Bellam wants to buy it.

Bellam: Is this dog faithful ?

Lavangam: Yes , I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned back to me.

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Salary Expected

Lavangam was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After thinking for a long time, he wrote "Yes"...

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Car Speed

Bellam: Why have you increased speed of car?

Lavangam: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident....

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That's how Lavangam saved 2 lives

Lavangam was a driver of Sulthan Express Bus...

Sulthan Express Bus is well known for killing people in accidents because of his skill in driving.

But suddenly one day Lavangam saved
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Do u know Why and How?
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He did not go to job that day.

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Son and Mom

Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends.
Mom: Don't lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a strip club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh...I saw dad. ..

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If you take care of Laptop as shown below...

There is no need of caring for it again and again...

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Surgeon and a mechanic

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
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The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

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Funny

note: not to insult anyone just for fun

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ONE RUPEE NOTE IN 1917 (INDIA)

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Description

A wife asked her husband to describe her

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'

She said, 'What does that mean
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He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,happy

She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K

He said-- I'm Just Kidding:P

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Who are they???

Small child:Who's that man and woman who come every night and disappear in morning??????

Grand mother:Thank god you noticed them
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they are your parents.
Both are SOFTWARE PROFESSIONAL

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Santa:hw many apples u can eat empty stomach..??
Banta:only 6.
Santa:wrong ..u can eat only one....becoz .... whn u eat second ur stomach 'll not be empty................
Banta:gud joke......
thn Banta asked his friend...... ....hw many apples u can eat empty stomach..??????? he replied.......only 4........
Banta: Oh.. If say 6, I have a great joke to say...

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Smartness Vs Intelligence

Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $ 5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

... Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?

Banta doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket and pulls out a $ 5.

Now, it's Banta's turn. He asks Einstein, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?"

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour, he gives Banta $500.

Einstein going nuts and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

Banta reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $ 5.

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Universal Truth

"sun rises in the east"

Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates and revolves"

Moral:- "Education spoils our commonsense"

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Birthday Gift To Granny

sister to bro: wat are you going to gift grandma on her birth day?
bro: a football.
sist: but she does't play.
bro: on my birth day, she gave me ''BHAGAVATH GEETHA''.

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english speaking is not like rice plate eating...no never not

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Dog Devadas

Dog Devadas...

Love Failure will be in dogs also...

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Funny

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Height of Begging

A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him:-
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please don't make noise by dropping coins.
offer notes!:)

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Doga

Do you ever try Yoga???

No...

See this dog and learn its importance...

Yoga for dogs is called "Doga"

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Answer Sheet

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Rajinikant's humourous speech

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Collateral Damage

Policeman : how did you kill 50 people in a car accident?

Man : i was driving at about 40mph,when i tried to stop i found out that i had no brakes..i saw two men walking on the street and a wedding on the other side of the street, whom do you think i should hit?

Policeman : of course the two men, that will be less damage.

Man : that's what i thought too, but when i did hit the first guy, the other one ran to the wedding, so i had to chase him there and there was collateral damage...

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